CAN A MONKEY
BEAT WALL STREET?
Two random darts every US trading day: SPY as an S&P 500 proxy and one stock from a fixed 50-name large-cap watchlist. No hindsight, no edited misses, and absolutely no credentials.
THE OFFICIAL SCORECARD
| Date (NY) | Market / Stock | Dart | Day move | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| The monkey has not thrown his first live dart yet. All counters are genuinely zero. | ||||
THE RULES (NO FUNNY BUSINESS)
1. One featured stock is selected randomly from a fixed, declared 50-name US large-cap watchlist (not a live top-50 ranking), and a separate random UP/DOWN call is made on SPY, an ETF proxy for the S&P 500. Neither prediction reflects a model or investment recommendation.
2. UP means the stock's closing price for the named NYSE trading session is higher than the prior NYSE session's closing price. DOWN means lower. Unchanged closing prices score as misses. The same unadjusted close source is used consistently.
3. Predictions are logged before settlement. Results appear only once actual market prices can be verified. Publication timestamps and SHA-256 event-chain entries are retained privately for audit. Revealed random seeds allow independent reproduction of settled picks.
4. This is financial entertainment, not a portfolio, investment performance, personalised advice, or a prediction with any demonstrated edge. Never make investment decisions based on a cartoon monkey.